For reasons that we are not at liberty to discuss, our terms of service may only be known to us. We can tell you however, that, like the meaning of life, and Google's algorithm, our TOS is far too advanced for your puny mind to process. A mere sideways glance would short circuit your synapses and drive you instantly mad. Also like Google, if you violate our terms of service, knowingly or otherwise, you will be instantly struck dead by a rather large bolt of lightning. In the unlikely event that you survive aforementioned lightning bolt, your account with The Universe will be terminated, and any and all future requests of The Universe by you or your agents will be flatly denied. All appeals, however meaningless they may be, must be addressed directly to the Master of The Universe.